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Wednesday
Jul222015

Welcome Back!

I haven't posted in a loooooong time. Looking through my old entries, I have to assume I was either abducted by aliens or kidnapped by some creeper in late 2013. Pretty sure I spent all of 2014 and the first half of 2015 being probed and/or tortured*, but I'm back now, baby!

*Technically, I was neither abducted nor kidnapped: I landed a new job in the tech sector. But the probing/torture bit still feels accurate.

You should be happy to know I have passed this time wisely, soaking up corporate culture and gathering plenty of demoralizing fun examples of how companies operate and why management is the best thing ever. I'm kicking off my triumphant return with ... a cartoon! But not just any cartoon, oh no. This one I created from scratch, just for your enjoyment.  

Yes, it's done entirely in PowerPoint, because yes, I suck at drawing THAT MUCH, and also I'm too cheap to buy a real graphics program. But when it comes down to it, I doubt I could have found a better way to represent modern American business culture than using the wrong tools to create an inferior product which I will now market on the worst platform available. The only thing missing is an intern on which to place the blame!

So here we are: the first stop on my path to COMPLETE INTERNET DOMINATION, MUAHAHA. The Oatmeal had better watch his back!

 

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